So now that I’m off the plane and not sitting next to them
I am free to tell you all that I was sandwiched between Jock Dimplechin of the Broadshoulder Clan, and Burp, Son of Lard, the Hill that Walks (and Also JIggles).
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My cousin is being deployed, and this is my favorite photo he’s sent me so far. She won….
All I can see is Captain Marvel, though wrong branch of the armed forces.
Um…
Yowza!
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(Source: dykepoint)
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What what what holy fuckberries now they’re playing piano muzak of CeeLo Green’s “Fuck You.”
…I can’t decide if this is an improvement.
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This… This is a piano muzak rendition of “Every Time We Touch” playing over the plane’s intercom.
I was wrong. We didn’t land in Dallas. We’re somewhere much worse, and much hotter.
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Rebloging again because holy shit, its full of stars.
